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Quotes - EdinSumar - 08-12-2011 This is for badass, funny or interesting quotes from ingame. No spoilers, please. I'll start out: RE: Quotes - Creldest - 08-12-2011 I'd just like to say... You're welcome. Also to avoid redundancies, read my sig. RE: Quotes - Sten - 08-21-2011 Standing outside the Central Citadel was Ihsahn, Vortar and Richal, as a cat walks by. Cat: Meow... Vortar: *Contemplates for a moment* Ihsahn: Do not slay that cat. Vortar: MASTER.....you reaD MY mind! EDIT: I made an accidental smiley thing.. -Sten RE: Quotes - Animayhem - 09-04-2011 From the event earlier today. Avrora,Ihsahn,Noric and Wally in a common room in Ihsahn's tower. Ihsahn: Drinks and snacks will be served on the first floor if you wish to stay. Noric Kross: Ofcourse master, am i but a tool to harnessed Noric Kross: to be* Avrora: How gracious of you Omnipotence Ihsahn: You got that right apprentice. RE: Quotes - Vortar the Mad - 10-20-2011 The minotaur slave, having slain it's way through bezantur, defeats the legionaire guards under Lt Duston and escapes into the wilds... Duston: "HONN! Where is your slave?!!" Honn Lions mane: "Um....on an errand." Duston: *Narrows eyes* Are you sure? Honn Lionsmane: "Yes...he is... gathering foodstuffs for the winter." Red wizard apprentice to the party: *looking bruised and singed* "Master...Master....You must hurry..Isahn is Posessed!....even now he gathers the blade unto him and escapes to complete the ritual! Kaiser Signe: We most stop him! *entire party runs to Isahn's tower* Isahn: *looking shocked* "This is MY tower what are you doing here?" Azel: "We were told you were posessed...." Isahn: "DO I LOOK posessed?" Nearly immediately the rest of the party joins them and Demons ambush them all.... RE: Quotes - Hellstrom - 10-22-2011 *party with Kaiser, Azel, Elvita, and Rand sees two elf wizards* <TIMESTOP> Rand: "Ru-" <TIMESTOP> Rand: "n" RE: Quotes - Eco1 - 10-25-2011 lol Its like Mcdonald's, I'm loving it! Hilarious stuff peeps. *knock on the silversword hq door* Mauristan: Just a minute! *says putting his clothes back on as he was preoccuppied with a lady in his quarters* Wha dah feck.... *opens the door* Mauristan: Wha dah hell ye w- *A dead Bertram is outside the door* Mauristan: .......... ah shiteeeeeeeee *Mauristan looks around and drags the body inside* Brie: Who the hell was that?! Mauristan: "Nay one!" *tosses the body in the barracks of the hq* Mauristan: "Where were we?!" *goes back into the quarters* Also, one night me and Bertram got bord and started making chuck noris jokes but this time we altered them and put Vortar instead. My favorites included: Me: Bezantur once named a street after Vortar. They had to rename it though, because no one ever crosses Vortar. Bertram: Every night in the crypt, before they go to sleep, the skeletons check their coffin for Vortar Bertram: Ghosts gather around the camp fire and tell Vortar Stories RE: Quotes - kta - 10-25-2011 Fliss and Vortar walk the Bezantur docks and Fliss points out a prowling cat to Vortar. "Look at thisss!" *Fliss casts Flesh to Stone on the cat* *Vortar picks up the stone-cat and looks it over* "Hmm..." *Vortar tosses the cat into the sea* KTA