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So early last year, I was browsing a forum which had a lot of blue and gray to its layout.  So while I was staring at that page, I suddenly thought of Steam game Achievements.  Their badges are pretty gray, right?  Trust me, it fits.

So then I thought of tabletop roleplaying games and all of the wonderful times I've had with them.  Something inside my meaty brain clicked, and behold: Tabletop Gamer Achievements!  Marvel at them with your gaming troupe!  Award them to your friends in recognition of their accomplishments!  You might as well see how many you yourself have unlocked, while you're at it.


Chair Potato
Play a continuous 8-hour tabletop session.

All-Nighter
Play a continuous tabletop session from sunset to sunrise.

Illustrious Icosahedron
During any game, roll three Natural 20's in a row with a d20.

Die Die Die!
During any game, roll three Natural 1's in a row with a d20.

Karma Crossing
Through any Dungeons & Dragons campaign, shift your Moral Alignment and/or your Ethical Alignment from one end of the axis to the other.  (Red Box D&D and 4th Edition don't count.)

Jack of all Trades, Master of all Trades
In Dungeons & Dragons, successfully get a triple-classed character to Level 20.

Bigger than the Biggest
Defeat the Tarrasque.

Control Group
As a Kyriotate, simultaneously possess three or more hosts in any In Nomine session.

The Boss Is Not Happy
During an In Nomine game, roll a Divine Intervention or an Infernal Intervention.

Cosmic Yo-Yo
In the course of an In Nomine campaign, achieve both Falling and Redemption with the same Celestial.

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Exalted Street Fighter Trinity
Own or play any of White Wolf's non-World of Darkness games.

Stake and (Don't) Bake
Recover fully from being staked in Vampire: The Masquerade or Vampire: The Requiem.

Hard Target
Survive a Blood Hunt in Vampire: The Masquerade.

Anti-Anti-Antediluvian
Play a Lasombra Antitribu or a Tzimisce Antitribu through three Vampire: The Masquerade sessions.

Paradoxical
In Mage: The Ascension, survive a Paradox Backlash which consumes 10 Paradox or more.

The Man
Play a Technocrat in any Mage: The Ascension campaign.

Don't Fear the Reaper
Play through one Wraith: The Oblivion session without weeping or having an emotional breakdown.

Watch Out, We Got a Bad-Ass Over Here
Play through an entire Wraith: The Oblivion campaign without weeping or having an emotional breakdown.

Oblivionproof
Survive a Harrowing without permanently losing any Corpus.

Better the Devil That You Know
Play a Spectre in any session of Wraith: The Oblivion or Wraith: The Great War.

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Prozac Nation
Make a full recovery from Bedlam in Changeling: The Dreaming.

Breaking Banality
Return from being Undone in Changeling: The Dreaming.

Meet the Robinsons
Play a character from a non-standard humanoid race in any Dungeons & Dragons campaign.

A Fool and His Money
Buy any roleplaying game on clearance at any game shop.

My Name Is Inigo Montoya
In any roleplaying game, complete a personal quest for vengeance lasting at least three sessions.

Stop Saying That!
In any roleplaying game, defeat a nemesis in a second wind victory.

In...Through...and Beyond
Survive an encounter with a black hole in any spacefaring RPG.

I'm Taking You With Me!
In any roleplaying game, die in a suicidal maneuver which also kills an archenemy, an enemy leader or a significant portion of an enemy force.

Locked into the Moon's Gravitational Pull
In any spacefaring RPG, successfully lure an enemy vessel into collision with a celestial body.


And look!  This is a template!



That means that you most definitely should fire up Paint, Paint Shop or Photoshop and add more of these Achievements to this topic.  And you will, won't you?