[Balanor]

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, Payne for being the first ;), and Karilynn for the awesome little poem! At this point I'm getting a little tired of having birthdays, but I guess it's better than the alternative.

Thanks again everyone!!!

[Wids]

Aw, wishing you cheaper car insurance wasn't worth an honorable mention? Good thing I'm an incredible poet too! :D

*ahem*

Roses are red.
Bluebirds are red.
Oh, bloody heck...
I should get my eyes checked.


Okay, okay...Take 2:

Cyric is a mopey wimp.
Blibdoolpoolp serves the best shrimp.
Siamorphe thinks it's elite
To lift our pinkies when we eat.

With the power Bane can claim,
He gave his son a sucky name.
Hear how loudly Malar roars,
"Chult is full of dinosaurs!"

Mask has horrid eczema.
Helm just needs an enema.
Tempus fights like Bruce Willis,
And Sharess gave me syphilis.

Someone should ask Talos, "What?
Are you Gruumsh or are you not?"
Brain trauma's a hell of a drug;
Just ask the nearest half-orc thug.

Ilmater looks like a saint,
But then, behind closed doors,
Loviatar's paid by the hour
To ride him like a horse.

Valkur joined me on a trip
Till Umberlee sank my battleship.
You've fallen out of Lliira's grace
When Scarlet Mummers kick your face.

Eilistraee is just half-drow,
But Corellon slammed her anyhow.
Guess that's why Thay locks 'em up:
Elves can't help but screw things up.

And now, a dozen filthy sherpas
Remind me of this poem's first purpose.
I guess I'll stick it in somewhere...
"Happy Birthday, Thayan!"
There! :)


The sound you hear is the sound of me being awesome. You may begin loudly praising me and sending me your fattened calves...now.

[The Philosopher]

That wasn't too bad!

[Balanor]

Hahah - OK, that poem definitely gets honorable mention, Wids. :)

Thank you!

[Wids]

Anytime. ;)

No, seriously. I do that stuff on demand. Especially when I've had too much sodie. :D

[Payne]

Stop trying to steal my mention of being first!

[Pluto]

A belated happy birthday, Thayan. :)

(sorry no poem)

[Animayhem]

I'll provide an attempt to commemorate the occasion with lame poetry (hopefully not lame enough to make Melody cringe ;) ):

Thayan Wizards are Red
The Alamber Sea is Blue
Undead warriors are Dread
Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Happy Birthday
Is what I'm really sayin'
You let us play in Thay
And are wonderful Thayan!

Happy Natal Day!

[Wids]

Stop trying to steal my mention of being first!

*steals Payne's mention of being second*

Do you see that mention up there? No? That's because I stole it! Ha! :P