Big Tiem: Verey Late Summr
Small Tiem: Muunrize
So I stil hav lots uv welts and bruses frum ware Segara Stag-Cantr and Leda Dottr-uv-Lethak waylayd me, and they bringd Korge Hips-uv-Muthrs and Elbri Barley-Hare to tha fite too! It wud take forr uv them to bring me down. At leest Leda walks with a limp now, and both uv Elbris eeys ar swelld up so she kan baerly see, and I kikkd Segara in her nethrs so hard that all her mongrell haf-gobblin childrin wil be born with lumpey heds. I tore my nuckels on Segaras teeth, tho. It hurts a lot. So du my ribs, my jaw, both my nees and I think my blud hurts too. And Korge, kowurd that she is, grabd both my bosum-monds frum behined and skueezd and twistd them wile I wus banging hur fase with my elbo. Those stil hurt too, so I owe hur for that.
So then tha Suunites askd Eldr Wolf-Eldr and Eldr Krone-on-tha-Mowntin if they cud hav a wurd with us. Tha eldrs agreed, so Hartwarder Alledeen and Sistr Vantin sat tha five uv us gurls wimen (saev for Leda, hu is stil an unpruven littl gurl) in a sirkel arownd tha fire. Thay askd us wy we fite eech uthr. I sayd it wus bekuz Leda is a loborn, dung-braned stench kow, Segara is a desprit harlut hu wud clap belleys with a swetty borr if sumwon gave hur a kup uv ale tu du it, and Korge and Elbri hav won brane betwiks tha tuu uv them, so thay take turns yusing it, and Korge keeps it in hur fat arss wenevr thay arnt yusing it, wich is verey oftin. So then Korge jumpd up and throed a punch at me and I dukkd it, and Sistr Vantin startd yelling at us, so I let go uv Korge's big fat hog leg and we sat down agin.
So evrewon els in owr Skie Ponee summr villij got tu walk arownd and see tu theyr affaers, eksept for us, hu had tu sit there and lissen tu the Suniets lekchur us, all bekuz Segara cudnt take getting punchd and throed in tha mud like a big gurl, so she had tu get a bunch uv her frends and beet on me bekuz she's a yusless littl bich with wurm-infestd eers and an arss to mach. And all uv that kame up wile the Suunites were asking us a lot uv kwestuns, and I wishd that I had a lot uv frends so I cud beet them down in riturn.
But Zelis, Sistr Vantin sayd, yu dont hav any frends bekuz yu keep attaking uthr gurls. Bekuz yu ar a bulley. Bekuz tha bois yung men like Korr see that and feer that yu wud hurt them tuu if thay tuk yur hand. Bekuz yu chues angr and jellusey ovr luv and kiendniss. Nobuddey wonts tu be arownd sumwon hu is angrey all tha tiem.
And tha damndest thing is that she wus rite. Fathr is always angrey, and I haet beeng arownd him. He makes Muthr angrey all the tiem, so I haet beeng arownd Muthr too. I hate it wen Sistr Vantin is rite, just like I hat it wen tha eldrs ar rite.
So all uv us sat ther past nuun and intu tha eve, with tha Suniets asking us wut we like, wut we luv, wut we hav in kommun. Korge taks joy in kuuking fud. So du I, but I dont get fat frum it bekuz I run so much. Leda lieks tu run thru tha mowntins verey oft tuu. Segara lieks tu get nu garb, or stich hur own garb frum skins and kloth. So du I. All uv us injoy riding horses. Naem won Skie Poney hu dusnt.
So then Hartwarder Alledeen telld us to gathr at that spot tumorro morn at sunriez, for it wus tiem for an epif epfaney epiffn nu way uv thinking. But befor we tuk owr leev, Sistr Vantin baed Leda tu kast all kwalms asied and embrase me. Leda hestatd, and I pushd hur away. Sistr Vantin insistd and telld me that Leda wus not my enimy, so I shud stop risisting. So Leda eatd her pride and huggd me, and I huggd her bak. And it feeld liek how I feel wen I drop a big, hevy rok aftr lugging it all tha way owt uv a rivr. Then Vantin bade eech uv tha uthrs to embrase me in turn. Tha gud feelings growd gudr. Then Vantin bringd owr gruup all tugethr for won grate, big, warm, meny-armd hug. And I feeld like I wus walking on aer.
Leda and Segara kan bickr with eech uthr over Korr now. I feel liek I dont disurve him anymor. But maybey I hav ernd sumthing grater and more satiss satisfying satsfieing than meer affekshun. Maybye I hav taken my furst step on a wundrful nu jurney, won with trales leeding within, not withowt.
I wunder were Sistr Vantin will leed us tumoro, and wut we shall lern there.
Small Tiem: Muunrize
So I stil hav lots uv welts and bruses frum ware Segara Stag-Cantr and Leda Dottr-uv-Lethak waylayd me, and they bringd Korge Hips-uv-Muthrs and Elbri Barley-Hare to tha fite too! It wud take forr uv them to bring me down. At leest Leda walks with a limp now, and both uv Elbris eeys ar swelld up so she kan baerly see, and I kikkd Segara in her nethrs so hard that all her mongrell haf-gobblin childrin wil be born with lumpey heds. I tore my nuckels on Segaras teeth, tho. It hurts a lot. So du my ribs, my jaw, both my nees and I think my blud hurts too. And Korge, kowurd that she is, grabd both my bosum-monds frum behined and skueezd and twistd them wile I wus banging hur fase with my elbo. Those stil hurt too, so I owe hur for that.
So then tha Suunites askd Eldr Wolf-Eldr and Eldr Krone-on-tha-Mowntin if they cud hav a wurd with us. Tha eldrs agreed, so Hartwarder Alledeen and Sistr Vantin sat tha five uv us gurls wimen (saev for Leda, hu is stil an unpruven littl gurl) in a sirkel arownd tha fire. Thay askd us wy we fite eech uthr. I sayd it wus bekuz Leda is a loborn, dung-braned stench kow, Segara is a desprit harlut hu wud clap belleys with a swetty borr if sumwon gave hur a kup uv ale tu du it, and Korge and Elbri hav won brane betwiks tha tuu uv them, so thay take turns yusing it, and Korge keeps it in hur fat arss wenevr thay arnt yusing it, wich is verey oftin. So then Korge jumpd up and throed a punch at me and I dukkd it, and Sistr Vantin startd yelling at us, so I let go uv Korge's big fat hog leg and we sat down agin.
So evrewon els in owr Skie Ponee summr villij got tu walk arownd and see tu theyr affaers, eksept for us, hu had tu sit there and lissen tu the Suniets lekchur us, all bekuz Segara cudnt take getting punchd and throed in tha mud like a big gurl, so she had tu get a bunch uv her frends and beet on me bekuz she's a yusless littl bich with wurm-infestd eers and an arss to mach. And all uv that kame up wile the Suunites were asking us a lot uv kwestuns, and I wishd that I had a lot uv frends so I cud beet them down in riturn.
But Zelis, Sistr Vantin sayd, yu dont hav any frends bekuz yu keep attaking uthr gurls. Bekuz yu ar a bulley. Bekuz tha bois yung men like Korr see that and feer that yu wud hurt them tuu if thay tuk yur hand. Bekuz yu chues angr and jellusey ovr luv and kiendniss. Nobuddey wonts tu be arownd sumwon hu is angrey all tha tiem.
And tha damndest thing is that she wus rite. Fathr is always angrey, and I haet beeng arownd him. He makes Muthr angrey all the tiem, so I haet beeng arownd Muthr too. I hate it wen Sistr Vantin is rite, just like I hat it wen tha eldrs ar rite.
So all uv us sat ther past nuun and intu tha eve, with tha Suniets asking us wut we like, wut we luv, wut we hav in kommun. Korge taks joy in kuuking fud. So du I, but I dont get fat frum it bekuz I run so much. Leda lieks tu run thru tha mowntins verey oft tuu. Segara lieks tu get nu garb, or stich hur own garb frum skins and kloth. So du I. All uv us injoy riding horses. Naem won Skie Poney hu dusnt.
So then Hartwarder Alledeen telld us to gathr at that spot tumorro morn at sunriez, for it wus tiem for an epif epfaney epiffn nu way uv thinking. But befor we tuk owr leev, Sistr Vantin baed Leda tu kast all kwalms asied and embrase me. Leda hestatd, and I pushd hur away. Sistr Vantin insistd and telld me that Leda wus not my enimy, so I shud stop risisting. So Leda eatd her pride and huggd me, and I huggd her bak. And it feeld liek how I feel wen I drop a big, hevy rok aftr lugging it all tha way owt uv a rivr. Then Vantin bade eech uv tha uthrs to embrase me in turn. Tha gud feelings growd gudr. Then Vantin bringd owr gruup all tugethr for won grate, big, warm, meny-armd hug. And I feeld like I wus walking on aer.
Leda and Segara kan bickr with eech uthr over Korr now. I feel liek I dont disurve him anymor. But maybey I hav ernd sumthing grater and more satiss satisfying satsfieing than meer affekshun. Maybye I hav taken my furst step on a wundrful nu jurney, won with trales leeding within, not withowt.
I wunder were Sistr Vantin will leed us tumoro, and wut we shall lern there.
Corella d'Margo, arch-liar
Wyren Caul-of-Amber, alchemist
Tirah Het-Nanu, courtesan
Wyren Caul-of-Amber, alchemist
Tirah Het-Nanu, courtesan