[Wids]

Okay. So I have this wonderful idea for a new area region adventure thingie: a big honkin' chocolate factory! It's a humungous chocolate factory, and a Red Wizard (who conscientiously bucks the trend by wearing purple) oversees the whole thing. And every month, the Red Wizard draws five golden tablets out of a fishbowl, and if your character's name is on one of those tablets, he/she gets taken on a tour of the chocolate factory! And the chocolate factory has, like, a thousand different areas, and an elevator that never takes you to the same destination twice. And the Red Wizard has staffed the entire factory with all of these musically talented gnomes who have been magically mutated to work harder and to not give him any backtalk, but the transmogrification has changed their skins to the same peculiar shade of orange. And if you steal from the Red Wizard or touch something that you're not supposed to touch, you get cursed and your body starts to transform in horrific and unpredictable ways right before the gnomes kick you out of the chocolate factory....

What? It's totally an original concept! So when can I start working on it? :)