(03-03-2015, 10:39 AM)Bertram Anders Wrote: *Brandon comes soaring in on his flying nightmare(you know, per SRD.) His sword humming eerily and glowing brightly not only in the radiance of his enchantments on it, but also in the blood of a pair of Rashemi berserkers he found on the First Escarpment.* "When I heard Thayan had been captured I immediately began to free my schedule. It was easy enough with the gravity of the situation. The Tharhioness was even generous enough to let me lead 200 centuries into Rashmen for the "Thayan Liberation Mission,"which; is the name Eltabbar has assigned to our current ploy. With all that being said, all my men are formed and ready to march as soon as all the others have gathered."
(Okay, I don't know if I should be reading that in R. Lee Ermey's voice or Max Payne's voice. I'll go with Max Payne. :P )
Problem: How in blue blazes is Corella going to fit 20,000 grunts inside her Invisibility Sphere? Clearly my Hazlok's plan for a surprise attack is going to take some retooling...
Okay, change of plans: Everyone here is going on an extreme crash diet! No food or drink whatsoever, and necromancy and/or transmutation may be involved as well. Each of you has a goal of losing at least 20% of your body mass by sunset. No amputations allowed! Okay, ready? Go!
Corella d'Margo, arch-liar
Wyren Caul-of-Amber, alchemist
Tirah Het-Nanu, courtesan
Wyren Caul-of-Amber, alchemist
Tirah Het-Nanu, courtesan