[Wids]

Cain Darkfist? No way. He was a famous Legion Captain. From what I heard it was this jerk named Azel. I also heard he was a big enough jerk that when he smacked Tristella around he punched and kicked her when she was down long enough that her whole backpack spilled out. It's sure a pain to pick up and reorganize all that stuff, huh? :D

Pfft, like that was a problem. Tristella's inventory was about 90% whips, whips and more whips. She had a whip for every occasion...kind of like Tirah and her daggers, except that whips are the actual nadir of suckiness. :P

I think the funniest one lately is the one asking about for the whereabouts of a certain Rashemi woman. It really should have ended with "P.S. If you're the woman I'm looking for, pay no attention to this. No one is hunting you to try to kill you." ;)

*has an idea!*

Be afraid.

Also, this:



Goblins are sexy love gurus. Who knew? :D