[DarkRanger]

So in honor of a previous thread and also repeat watchings of Honest Trailers, I bring you the Michael Bay/WWE Little Mermaid reboot;

Ariel - Megan Fox(with her normal dark hair)
Triton - Vince McMahon(because nobody else is as old, grey, and totally ripped)
Sebastion the "aren't you supposed to be" Jamaican crab - Kofi Kingston
Prince Eric - Roman Reigns
The seagull - Dean Ambrose
Ursula - Queen Latifah

And since every reboot necessitates unnecessary changes to the story, in this one Ursula tries to get Ariel to marry her son, played by Seth Rollins, only to be stopped by Prince Eric's cousin, played by The Rock.

Anyone else have any ridiculous reboots they'd love to hate to see?