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Changelog
07-19-2011, 09:30 AM
//First off, I finally made it to 20th level...YAY...*rides a giant meat float in the shape of Sucubus in a parade through bezantur and hurls turnips at the crowds*//
Imprtant things I wish I knew before I knew them:
1) Goblins and koblods will often dress themselves like dumbasses in order to disguise how bad ass they truly are...there is no such thing as JUST a goblin.
2) It is possible to eat nothing but pie and have an active healthy adventuring lifestyle. in Fact Crow makes a fine living from this fact alone.
3)Zombies are slow...Unless they ar monk zombies...in which case they are always slightly faster than you can ever hope to be.
4)Nightmares are expensive to buy and feed...they only eat flesh and get surly if fed cats. A surly nightmare will deliberately burn EXTRA hot in the saddle area and kick you if you fall of due to roasted nuts. Keep your steed from hell happy by feeding it a steady diet of babies...they are cheap and plentiful on the street of white roses.
5)Often times You will see a red wizard on the streets...It is never ok to address them as "Your castingness", "Spellfingers", or "Magician". ONLY omnipotence or master is allowed..unless it is Dread lord Maurin in which case you are probably fucked anyway.
6)Going through talons like water on the street of white roses? Going through bandages like water from summoned succubi sneak attacks? Kill two birds with one stone. Ordinalrily it is preferable to kill the summoner so the sumoned will be sent back wherever it came from...Sadly this makes it impssible to Rape Succubi so reverse the order and kill that bitch first! Demons stay warm for HOURS after they die! Save yourself some talons at the post dungeon festivities!
7)If you die...tell your friends you WANT to be raised ahead of time...Also, Gargauth's priesthood does the cheapest raise dead around! And supply permitting you will usually get a yummy whisky popsickle to enjoy from the Tenth lord of the nine on your trip from the underworld aboard his flaming chariot. There is some paperwork involved but I find nothing on paper is very imprtant and usually don't read it. Writing is an elven invention to make lies permanent.
8)Remember Kids...Broken bones heal, Mummy rot can be cured, chicks dig scars and right here in bezantur we have the greatest Cleric to Adventurer ratio in all of THAY!
Vortar
Imprtant things I wish I knew before I knew them:
1) Goblins and koblods will often dress themselves like dumbasses in order to disguise how bad ass they truly are...there is no such thing as JUST a goblin.
2) It is possible to eat nothing but pie and have an active healthy adventuring lifestyle. in Fact Crow makes a fine living from this fact alone.
3)Zombies are slow...Unless they ar monk zombies...in which case they are always slightly faster than you can ever hope to be.
4)Nightmares are expensive to buy and feed...they only eat flesh and get surly if fed cats. A surly nightmare will deliberately burn EXTRA hot in the saddle area and kick you if you fall of due to roasted nuts. Keep your steed from hell happy by feeding it a steady diet of babies...they are cheap and plentiful on the street of white roses.
5)Often times You will see a red wizard on the streets...It is never ok to address them as "Your castingness", "Spellfingers", or "Magician". ONLY omnipotence or master is allowed..unless it is Dread lord Maurin in which case you are probably fucked anyway.
6)Going through talons like water on the street of white roses? Going through bandages like water from summoned succubi sneak attacks? Kill two birds with one stone. Ordinalrily it is preferable to kill the summoner so the sumoned will be sent back wherever it came from...Sadly this makes it impssible to Rape Succubi so reverse the order and kill that bitch first! Demons stay warm for HOURS after they die! Save yourself some talons at the post dungeon festivities!
7)If you die...tell your friends you WANT to be raised ahead of time...Also, Gargauth's priesthood does the cheapest raise dead around! And supply permitting you will usually get a yummy whisky popsickle to enjoy from the Tenth lord of the nine on your trip from the underworld aboard his flaming chariot. There is some paperwork involved but I find nothing on paper is very imprtant and usually don't read it. Writing is an elven invention to make lies permanent.
8)Remember Kids...Broken bones heal, Mummy rot can be cured, chicks dig scars and right here in bezantur we have the greatest Cleric to Adventurer ratio in all of THAY!
Vortar