[Vortar the Mad]

Thank you for bringing this to may attention Richal..perhaps this is my fault....

I cannot help but enjoy my time in Thay...and is often the case while enjoying myself I am in a good mood and this causes strange and alien feelings of well wishing to all my fellow sentients.

This is a fault...In truth I am a ruthless and brutal creature predisposed to exacting a murderous orgy of violence upon any whithin greatsword reach.

Often times creatures offend me with their wanton frivolity and ill concieved attempts at mirth. Usually this results in the standard beating to within an inch of their life...but on occasion these beatings stop well before this mark...2 or even 3 inches from being mortal. Were it possible to see beneath my heavy black helm one might even see my features contorted into something other than wanton murderous glee..the hint of an open and honest smile of enjoyment could be creeping onto my countenance a far less dark visage wholly out of place.

I stand chagrined and chastised for having failed my fellow thayans in this..I shall restore mine beatings and foul humor to their previous maxim of excellence and shirk mine duty no longer..to this I vow a solemn oath here before them...

*Takes out his greatsowrd and drives it's point DEEP into the floor of the forums*

"Gruumsh, by thine centermost and most sacrosanct of the seven holy scrotes I shall stay mine hand no longer..with the aid of the sixth and seventh conjoined testicles of wrath and honesty I shalt smite those deserving and by the thirdmost from the left hallowed testicle of limitless brutality I shall spare no strength in this holy task"

"I VORTAR swear this..take my offering of blood and let my pain speed this vow to thy ears mighty Gruumsh, that your son be always in thy baleful gaze"

*Raises his head to the sky and removes his helm before dropping to his knee and bashing his Eye upon the pommel of his sword with bone shattering force*

-V-
//ooc// I try to play in character with Vortar but occasionally am too soft with allowing silliness...especially with new or low level characters pretty much everyone here in thay are fantastic roleplayers..it's an evil land, populated with evil people...some of them very powerful. Try to remember that and understand who is who. That being said, I despise ganking or griefing (wanton, senseless abuse of others because you have the power to do so) and NEVER indulge in this. If players generally behave in a manner that should earn them an eggregious beating..they should get one, please don't be discouraged or surprised if your PC is beaten nearly to death or blasted for calling Dread Lord Maurin or some other luminary "fluffy, snugglebutton,twinklefinger,sugardoody,or booboola"