[Wids]

For this organized prelude to lamentable drunkenness masquerading as a social game, you'll need the following:

• One or more other people playing on this server at the same time. If you don't like using Tells or Party chat to keep track of each other's descending sobriety, feel free to use the dedicated real-time chat program (ie. XFire, Skype, YIM, etc.) of your choice.
• An alcoholic beverage that's at least mildly stiff, at least two bottles for every player...hard liquor, bourbon, whiskey, vodka, what-have-you. All of the players should be drinking the same stuff; if you're downing shots of California Cooler and apple juice while everyone else is shooting Wild Turkey, then quite frankly, you're a lame-nosed cheater and you deserve to have your booze-shy lips candle-waxed shut for the rest of the evening. (Of course, if you're drinking California Cooler at all, then you're probably unspeakably lame anyway.)
• A comparably sized shot glass or pony glass for each player. Optionally, everyone involved can substitute lager glasses or beer mugs if you want the game to end quickly. :P

Got everything you need? Then let's all log on, start walking around Thay and see who passes out last!


• Everytime you find an NPC with the last name "Nefzen," take a shot.

• Everytime you find an NPC with the last name "Colds," take a shot.

• Everytime you find a Red Wizard leading an Apprentice and a Thayan Knight, take a shot.

• Everytime you spot a sahuagin of any kind, take a shot.

• Everytime you spot a sahuagin in an area without any large bodies of water in sight, take one more shot.

• Everytime you see a thug kill a cat, take a shot.

• Everytime your caravan stops, take a shot. (Reaching your destination doesn't count.)

• Everytime you see a goblin or a kobold of any kind take 12 or more points of damage from a single attack and remain Uninjured, take two shots. Subdual damage doesn't count. :P

• Everytime your caravan stops and the Caravan Leader kills the interrupting creature(s) before you have a chance to descend the wagon's stairs, take two shots.

• Everytime you find a Red Wizard inside a brothel, take two shots.

• Everytime you find a halfling with a half-orc slave, take two shots.

• Everytime you find another player-character's corpse, take three shots.

• Everytime you see a Legionnaire attacking a player-character's familiar or animal companion, take three shots.

• Everytime you see a basilisk, a cockatrice or a medusa petrify a seagull, take three shots.

• Everytime your caravan stops for a non-hostile creature, take three shots.

• Everytime you see a cat kill a thug, take three shots.

• Everytime you find a live, naked, female NPC riding a horse, tell all the other players "I found Lady Godiva!" and take three shots.


Hmmm...needs more rules. :-/

Okay, people...let's come up with some more rules and add them to the list now. Don't be shy. :D