[Wids]

Hahahaha... this is pretty awesome.

This reminds me when I was playing one weekend night a long while ago with my trusty bottle of rum next to me, just a-sippin' and a-playin'. I get a tell from another player:
Player: "Want to go do a crypt run in Thass with me?"
Me: "No. I'm waaaaaay too drunk to get into combat"
Player: "Why is EVERYONE on the server drunk?"

I laughed and I laughed :D

Obviously, everyone else on the server was playing the drinking game! You should have asked to join in. :D

What happens if you find a red wizard named Nefzen leading a knight and apprentice inside a brothel where an NPC named Colds is also inside, and outside of which a cat and thug have mutually slain each other near a slain PC corpse, while sahuagin run in the streets? Would that be drinking the whole bottle? ;)

You don't get any booze because you left the caravan out of your monologue. Nyeh. :P