[Karilynn]

Loviatar would say a birthday without pain is not worthwhile
Ilmater would take away pain and suffering so you could enjoy your birthday with a smile
Bane would force you to pursue what activities he wished you to do, with an iron fist
Sharess would want you to pursue activities that would be fun, and pleasure not to resist
Gond would build you some wonderous birthday contraption or device
Waukeen would, for a birthday party, charge you an outrageous price
Mask would, all of your birthday wishes and gifts, steal
Tymora would suggest a game of chance, and the cards deal
Kossuth would light a mighty fire upon your birthday cake
Umberlee would want a party at sea, not an inland lake
But all the gods in Thay would surely agree
Edin deserves birthday wishes most certainly!