12-18-2013, 07:11 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-18-2013, 07:13 PM by MilesBeyond.)
In the softly-spreading glow of dawn, a lone figure crept furtively along the roof of a building. Progress was slow, and it took him the better part of half an hour to reach his destination, stumbling several times as he went, and once ignobly falling only to catch the gable and hoist himself back up. Just as he had manged to cross the rooftop, the tranquility of the early morning was suddenly broken by an explosive outcry.
"You! Stop right there! Just what do you think you're doing!"
"Damn," the figure said, cursing his luck. Ah, well. He hadn't been looking forward to the climb down anyway. He turned slowly, hands held out obviously to indicate that he was unarmed, only to find a man leaning out the window with a crossbow trained on him. "Er, ah..." the figure seemed momentarily lost for words. "Hullo."
"Don't you 'hullo' me! How dare you? We took you in, gave you food and a bed, not asking for anything in return! And this is how you repay us?"
"Well it's not as though I killed someone," the figure said, nonplussed.
"You may as well have!" shouted the man with the crossbow. "She was to be wed next month! To a merchant! Oh, it may not sound like much to you, but he was going to give her a good life, away from all this, this-" he gestured aimlessly "this! Did she happen to mention that? But he won't want her now, oh no, not now that she's been -"
"Er, she's to be married then?"
"Was, yes, but not anymore, thanks to you."
"Hmmm. Oh dear. Well, er, if there's any way I could make it up to you-"
The man at the window grinned wickedly "Oh I should say there is. You're my new farmhand, boy."
The figure sighed. Looks like he'd have to make that climb after all. "I'm sorry, but that's really not going to work out for me. You see -"
The man indicated the crossbow "I don't think you're in any position to be trying to negotiate."
"Right, er, no of course not. No, not at all. It's just that, I'm sure if you just heard me out - Goodbye!" and with one jerky, slightly clumsy movement, the figure lowered himself off the roof and on to the wall, the building hiding him from view.
"By the gods... He's trying to get away!" came the shouts of the man with the crossbow. The figure chuckled at his own cleverness, then immediately stopped as he lost his footing and plummeted to the ground. Giving a slight groan, he checked himself to find that he was either unharmed or so injured that his body had gone into complete shock. Deciding to gamble on the former, he stood up and, finding his legs good, slipped inside a nearby shed.
As he watched from the door, the man - crossbow still in hand - and several of his employees came thundering across the farm on horseback. They rode past the shed unawares and left the farm, chasing their imagined quarry down the road to the west. As soon as they were out of sight, the door slid open, and the figure emerged from the shed and began heading east, shaking his head ruefully as he walked. "Getting chased out by a farmer for taking too many liberties with his daughter," he said to himself. "Alek Kelter, you've become a walking cliche."
As the excitement of the past few moments died away, however, his mind returned to the issue that had been haunting him for years: What in the Nine Hells was he to do with his life? He once again went over all the options in his head, though he already knew that it would do him no good. He was far too impulsive and reckless to be any good as a merchant. He'd received some limited martial training when he was younger, but even on his best days he was a mediocre fighter. He had the ability but not the temperament for clerical work. He was enamoured with magic but lacked the discipline and the patience to ever succeed as a wizard. He thought priestly duties looked like easy money but found most orders to be too restrictive, while the life of a craftsman looked to be too much work. As a musician he was both passionate and skilled, but he considered himself to be above tavern songs and he lacked the connections to play in a noble's court. He'd fall on his sword before he'd consider manual labour.
He shook his head and sighed. No, he thought to himself as he walked off into the midmorning sun, there was only one thing for it. He'd just have to keep wandering and hope something turned up.
"You! Stop right there! Just what do you think you're doing!"
"Damn," the figure said, cursing his luck. Ah, well. He hadn't been looking forward to the climb down anyway. He turned slowly, hands held out obviously to indicate that he was unarmed, only to find a man leaning out the window with a crossbow trained on him. "Er, ah..." the figure seemed momentarily lost for words. "Hullo."
"Don't you 'hullo' me! How dare you? We took you in, gave you food and a bed, not asking for anything in return! And this is how you repay us?"
"Well it's not as though I killed someone," the figure said, nonplussed.
"You may as well have!" shouted the man with the crossbow. "She was to be wed next month! To a merchant! Oh, it may not sound like much to you, but he was going to give her a good life, away from all this, this-" he gestured aimlessly "this! Did she happen to mention that? But he won't want her now, oh no, not now that she's been -"
"Er, she's to be married then?"
"Was, yes, but not anymore, thanks to you."
"Hmmm. Oh dear. Well, er, if there's any way I could make it up to you-"
The man at the window grinned wickedly "Oh I should say there is. You're my new farmhand, boy."
The figure sighed. Looks like he'd have to make that climb after all. "I'm sorry, but that's really not going to work out for me. You see -"
The man indicated the crossbow "I don't think you're in any position to be trying to negotiate."
"Right, er, no of course not. No, not at all. It's just that, I'm sure if you just heard me out - Goodbye!" and with one jerky, slightly clumsy movement, the figure lowered himself off the roof and on to the wall, the building hiding him from view.
"By the gods... He's trying to get away!" came the shouts of the man with the crossbow. The figure chuckled at his own cleverness, then immediately stopped as he lost his footing and plummeted to the ground. Giving a slight groan, he checked himself to find that he was either unharmed or so injured that his body had gone into complete shock. Deciding to gamble on the former, he stood up and, finding his legs good, slipped inside a nearby shed.
As he watched from the door, the man - crossbow still in hand - and several of his employees came thundering across the farm on horseback. They rode past the shed unawares and left the farm, chasing their imagined quarry down the road to the west. As soon as they were out of sight, the door slid open, and the figure emerged from the shed and began heading east, shaking his head ruefully as he walked. "Getting chased out by a farmer for taking too many liberties with his daughter," he said to himself. "Alek Kelter, you've become a walking cliche."
As the excitement of the past few moments died away, however, his mind returned to the issue that had been haunting him for years: What in the Nine Hells was he to do with his life? He once again went over all the options in his head, though he already knew that it would do him no good. He was far too impulsive and reckless to be any good as a merchant. He'd received some limited martial training when he was younger, but even on his best days he was a mediocre fighter. He had the ability but not the temperament for clerical work. He was enamoured with magic but lacked the discipline and the patience to ever succeed as a wizard. He thought priestly duties looked like easy money but found most orders to be too restrictive, while the life of a craftsman looked to be too much work. As a musician he was both passionate and skilled, but he considered himself to be above tavern songs and he lacked the connections to play in a noble's court. He'd fall on his sword before he'd consider manual labour.
He shook his head and sighed. No, he thought to himself as he walked off into the midmorning sun, there was only one thing for it. He'd just have to keep wandering and hope something turned up.