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"Finally! Twenty-thousand! Going once..." The auctioneer, long lost his patience and control of his persperation, raises his gavel...
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
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shrugs and shakes her head
Well, fek. Will make it 10 an' my fancy gem. holds out a shiny blue gem that radiates magic Makes it 25. No' payin' more an' 'at for a fekin' slave, even if she does sing pretty.
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"T'eny five n'a 'alf" ((25,500))
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The auctioneer points at the teifling, "Twenty-five thousand, five hundred going once..."
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
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Giggles and slips the gem and large purse back into her pocket
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"Going twice!" The Auctioneer raises his gavel.
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
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Steps back into her own shadow and vanishes as quickly as she appeared
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"And the lovely Human Bard is sold to the lovely teifling!" The auctioneer bangs his gavel thrice.
"Up next, we have a collection of misfortunate assassins, we're starting the bidding off at..."
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
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Corella furtively snickers beneath cowl and mask alike, seeing her way back out of the crowd.
"...what fools we mortals be. Enjoy your 'king-blooded' ballad-crooner, my bonnie horned trollop...."
Corella d'Margo, arch-liar
Wyren Caul-of-Amber, alchemist
Tirah Het-Nanu, courtesan
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12-14-2014, 11:58 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-14-2014, 12:17 PM by Wids.)
(Ah, that was fun. MT3 even sent me a Tell last night, thanking Corella for randomly moseying in just to spike the bids. Of course, Bertram also sent me a Tell along the lines that Brandon was on her case for costing him that slave, but c'est la guerre. :D )
(And if any of you future auctioneers want a secret partner in the crowd driving up the bids, contact your nearest temple of Leira. And remember to tithe generously. ;) )
Corella d'Margo, arch-liar
Wyren Caul-of-Amber, alchemist
Tirah Het-Nanu, courtesan