From the desk of Lieutenant Maximilian Svarog
#11
*All four copies of the letter of transit have been torn five times. They sit next to an ominous book.*
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
-Aligonda
#12
Satrap Sekhotet, Satrap eternal
Amruthar's hero and leader
Lead our army once again
Give glory to our world, one last victory!

Amruthar eternal, Amruthar forever!
May love flow down the Lapendrar
Into our cups

*lyrics left unfinished*
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
-Aligonda
#13
*Maximilian sketched his view of Emech from his siege encampment. Men and women scale the walls of the city via ladders while flame eats the roofs of buildings. The tallest buildings have holes in them like Vaasan cheese. Lightning bolts linger in the cloud of smoke above the city.*
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
-Aligonda
#14
*Sabass of Thay, as a Seabass*
Puns should be illegal.
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
-Aligonda
#15
*This note has been left on top of the desk; but all of his drawings, his paperwork, and his ominous book have been removed*
This office will be moved after the conquest of Emmech. Future location to be determined.
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
-Aligonda
#16
*Maximilian's office in Amruthar is empty, except for a "for-sale" sign and a curious stain that lowers the value*
"I can't get in there; it's locked up tighter than a chastity belt on a Red Wizard's daughter."
-Aligonda


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