[EdinSumar]

This is for badass, funny or interesting quotes from ingame.

No spoilers, please.

I'll start out:

[Creldest]

I'd just like to say...
You're welcome.
Also to avoid redundancies, read my sig.

[Sten]

Standing outside the Central Citadel was Ihsahn, Vortar and Richal, as a cat walks by.

Cat: Meow...
Vortar: *Contemplates for a moment*
Ihsahn: Do not slay that cat.
Vortar: MASTER.....you reaD MY mind!

EDIT: I made an accidental smiley thing..
-Sten

[Animayhem]

From the event earlier today.
Avrora,Ihsahn,Noric and Wally in a common room in Ihsahn's tower.

Ihsahn: Drinks and snacks will be served on the first floor if you wish to stay.
Noric Kross: Ofcourse master, am i but a tool to harnessed
Noric Kross: to be*
Avrora: How gracious of you Omnipotence
Ihsahn: You got that right apprentice.

[Vortar the Mad]

The minotaur slave, having slain it's way through bezantur, defeats the legionaire guards under Lt Duston and escapes into the wilds...

Duston: "HONN! Where is your slave?!!"

Honn Lions mane: "Um....on an errand."

Duston: *Narrows eyes* Are you sure?

Honn Lionsmane: "Yes...he is... gathering foodstuffs for the winter."

---

Red wizard apprentice to the party: *looking bruised and singed* "Master...Master....You must hurry..Isahn is Posessed!....even now he gathers the blade unto him and escapes to complete the ritual!

Kaiser Signe: We most stop him!

*entire party runs to Isahn's tower*

Isahn: *looking shocked* "This is MY tower what are you doing here?"

Azel: "We were told you were posessed...."

Isahn: "DO I LOOK posessed?"

Nearly immediately the rest of the party joins them and Demons ambush them all....

[Hellstrom]

*party with Kaiser, Azel, Elvita, and Rand sees two elf wizards*
<TIMESTOP>
Rand: "Ru-"
<TIMESTOP>
Rand: "n"

[Eco1]

lol Its like Mcdonald's, I'm loving it! Hilarious stuff peeps.

*knock on the silversword hq door*

Mauristan: Just a minute! *says putting his clothes back on as he was preoccuppied with a lady in his quarters* Wha dah feck....

*opens the door*

Mauristan: Wha dah hell ye w-

*A dead Bertram is outside the door*

Mauristan: .......... ah shiteeeeeeeee

*Mauristan looks around and drags the body inside*

Brie: Who the hell was that?!

Mauristan: "Nay one!"

*tosses the body in the barracks of the hq*

Mauristan: "Where were we?!"

*goes back into the quarters*




Also, one night me and Bertram got bord and started making chuck noris jokes but this time we altered them and put Vortar instead. My favorites included:

Me: Bezantur once named a street after Vortar. They had to rename it though, because no one ever crosses Vortar.

Bertram: Every night in the crypt, before they go to sleep, the skeletons check their coffin for Vortar

Bertram: Ghosts gather around the camp fire and tell Vortar Stories

[kta]

Fliss and Vortar walk the Bezantur docks and Fliss points out a prowling cat to Vortar.

"Look at thisss!" *Fliss casts Flesh to Stone on the cat*

*Vortar picks up the stone-cat and looks it over* "Hmm..."

*Vortar tosses the cat into the sea*

KTA