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lol Its like Mcdonald's, I'm loving it! Hilarious stuff peeps.

*knock on the silversword hq door*

Mauristan: Just a minute! *says putting his clothes back on as he was preoccuppied with a lady in his quarters* Wha dah feck....

*opens the door*

Mauristan: Wha dah hell ye w-

*A dead Bertram is outside the door*

Mauristan: .......... ah shiteeeeeeeee

*Mauristan looks around and drags the body inside*

Brie: Who the hell was that?!

Mauristan: "Nay one!"

*tosses the body in the barracks of the hq*

Mauristan: "Where were we?!"

*goes back into the quarters*




Also, one night me and Bertram got bord and started making chuck noris jokes but this time we altered them and put Vortar instead. My favorites included:

Me: Bezantur once named a street after Vortar. They had to rename it though, because no one ever crosses Vortar.

Bertram: Every night in the crypt, before they go to sleep, the skeletons check their coffin for Vortar

Bertram: Ghosts gather around the camp fire and tell Vortar Stories
Mauristan Nefzen - Rogue, Slaver, and Assassin for the glory of Mask
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Quotes - by EdinSumar - 08-12-2011, 12:09 PM
RE: Quotes - by Creldest - 08-12-2011, 12:42 PM
RE: Quotes - by Sten - 08-21-2011, 01:22 PM
RE: Quotes - by Animayhem - 09-04-2011, 09:08 PM
RE: Quotes - by Vortar the Mad - 10-20-2011, 06:31 PM
RE: Quotes - by Hellstrom - 10-22-2011, 03:24 AM
RE: Quotes - by Eco1 - 10-25-2011, 06:22 AM
RE: Quotes - by kta - 10-25-2011, 07:38 AM

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