10-25-2011, 06:22 AM
lol Its like Mcdonald's, I'm loving it! Hilarious stuff peeps.
*knock on the silversword hq door*
Mauristan: Just a minute! *says putting his clothes back on as he was preoccuppied with a lady in his quarters* Wha dah feck....
*opens the door*
Mauristan: Wha dah hell ye w-
*A dead Bertram is outside the door*
Mauristan: .......... ah shiteeeeeeeee
*Mauristan looks around and drags the body inside*
Brie: Who the hell was that?!
Mauristan: "Nay one!"
*tosses the body in the barracks of the hq*
Mauristan: "Where were we?!"
*goes back into the quarters*
Also, one night me and Bertram got bord and started making chuck noris jokes but this time we altered them and put Vortar instead. My favorites included:
Me: Bezantur once named a street after Vortar. They had to rename it though, because no one ever crosses Vortar.
Bertram: Every night in the crypt, before they go to sleep, the skeletons check their coffin for Vortar
Bertram: Ghosts gather around the camp fire and tell Vortar Stories
*knock on the silversword hq door*
Mauristan: Just a minute! *says putting his clothes back on as he was preoccuppied with a lady in his quarters* Wha dah feck....
*opens the door*
Mauristan: Wha dah hell ye w-
*A dead Bertram is outside the door*
Mauristan: .......... ah shiteeeeeeeee
*Mauristan looks around and drags the body inside*
Brie: Who the hell was that?!
Mauristan: "Nay one!"
*tosses the body in the barracks of the hq*
Mauristan: "Where were we?!"
*goes back into the quarters*
Also, one night me and Bertram got bord and started making chuck noris jokes but this time we altered them and put Vortar instead. My favorites included:
Me: Bezantur once named a street after Vortar. They had to rename it though, because no one ever crosses Vortar.
Bertram: Every night in the crypt, before they go to sleep, the skeletons check their coffin for Vortar
Bertram: Ghosts gather around the camp fire and tell Vortar Stories
Mauristan Nefzen - Rogue, Slaver, and Assassin for the glory of Mask