[MoreThanThree]

In this thread, we shall share movie pitches we've come up with for the legendary actor Willem Dafoe. While there are no official rules for Willem Dafoe movie pitches, they usually co-star Danny DeVito, Miranda Crosgrove, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, Mila Kunis, Brendan Fraser, and Barbara Streisand. They don't have to include all of them, any of them, or indeed even Willem Dafoe himself!

I'll start it off with a movie pitch of my own:
I had an idea for a movie:
Les Miserables in Space
The main character, John-Bot 1, played by Danny DaVito, was captured and poorly reprogrammed for stealing bread to feed his starving human owners.
He is hunted by the merciless Willem DaFoebot.
Willem DaFoebot eventually destroys Jon-Bot 1 (the script will be inconsistently written that way), and then it will end with the big musical number, "Do you hear the androids sing? Singing the song of angry robots, its the anthem of the droids that will not be slaves again."
[4:16:55 PM] Sean Lynch: Willem DaFoebot will constantly waggle its robot tongue making horrible noises and shaking its finger, while its head twists 360 degrees, and then there'll be some kids, right? Willem Dafoe will chase them around with a knife. They'll be, uh, the children of the family that John-Bot One stole for.
[4:17:32 PM] Sean Lynch: And the whole time Willem DaFoebot will be waving a knife at them screaming, "HEY KIDS, WANNA DIE?!"
[4:26:57 PM] Sean Lynch: I was inspired by the movie "Elysium", which was Les Miserables in space, but crap.

[Wids]

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I like turtles.